Today's #falseconfessionday so which of the following is false? @rogue_sn

1) I used to have a massive palm tree in my garden but now it's been lopped down and looks like a rustic coffee table
2) I had to call a plumber to fix a problem in my bathroom and he tried to proposition me sexually
3) I just bit a fingernail for the first time in 16 years
4) I finally stroked a dog for the fun of it